River City Limits presents:

Our faces, as we knew them, definitely had that done to them. Our favorite whatever woman, the beautiful Faye Smelt, has visited upon us again. Lasterday evening was certainly a time for puddles. Puddles with ears, eyes, noses, and (of course) our hearts. I collected a bunch of teeth off the floor of Strange Matter too!

Rap is this place grows like the flowers, freezing as the snow melts in the thin sweaters this winter weather distracts from. And here we are to listen to it. Let’s remember, on this Boxing Day sort of a Saturday after Christmas Eve, that drum beats and microphones linger in the dark corners under our beds and will GRAB YOUR FEET if you’re afraid of nightmares.

And you can start a payment plan, if you act now, for “protection” from monsters. Strangely, you pay it to the same horrible monstrosities that you’re afraid of eating you in the night. It’s like in those mafia movies. They’re intimidating you for money. Gosh, I’m so glad you have this beautiful rap music to help you fall asleep in these trying times. And why are you still awake since last night anyway. IT IS 7PM.

But really, it’s Noah Page. Teaching you to eat through a tube. Playing your rap music. Until your face unmelts. I hope it’s soon. No, I don’t.

Last time I taught you to eat through a tube, my friend DJ B Rice was here with me. I miss him. But I’ll go on without him. Shout out to yourself, DJ B Rice. You crazy shout outing goof wizard.

Playlist:

    Time: April 28 - 1:30:10 pm
  • Fan Ran, Rah Scrilla, “Pyrex Don”

    from Pyrex Don - Single

  • Time: April 28 - 1:33:10 pm
  • Skuzii, “Shrimp Quesadillas (feat. Lavahi)”

    from Veronica's Apartment

    self-released - 2018

  • Time: April 28 - 1:36:10 pm
  • Michael Millions, “Blacksugar (feat. Fly Anakin & Nickelus F)”

    from Hard to Be King

    Purple Republic Music Group - 2018

  • Time: April 28 - 1:39:10 pm
  • The Honorable Sleaze, “Anti-love”

    from Heavenly/Devilish

    JPS - 2012

  • Time: April 28 - 1:42:10 pm
  • Noah-O, “F$Up”

    from F$Up - Single

    Charged Up Entertainment LLC - 2017

  • Time: April 28 - 1:45:10 pm
  • Noah-O & Fan Ran, “Too Official”

    from Dirty Rice

    Charged Up Entertainment LLC/Gritty City Records - 2017

  • Time: April 28 - 1:48:26 pm
  • Sanji the Hedgehog, “Till the Shooters Came”

    from Till the Shooters Came - Single

    self-released - 2018

  • Time: April 28 - 1:51:26 pm
  • Divine Council, “P. Sherman (PS42WW$) [feat. $ilk Money]”

    from Council World - EP

    Epic - 2016

  • Time: April 28 - 1:53:54 pm
  • Dogfuck, “delusion”

    from Delusion - Single

    self-released - 2017

  • Time: April 28 - 1:56:54 pm
  • Freakolafat, “In The Wind Ft. Damian Tweedy”

    from Freakodise 2

    self-released - 2017

  • Time: April 28 - 1:59:54 pm
  • Black Liquid, “Rva”

    from RVA - Single

    Rap & Hip-Hop - 2017

  • Time: April 28 - 2:02:54 pm
  • Fly Anakin, “Super Dragon Punch Ii (feat. Big Kahuna Og)”

    from People Like Us.

    Mutant Academy - 2017

  • Time: April 28 - 2:04:51 pm
  • Young Flexico, “Dragon Ball Shaw”

    from Adventures Of Flexico

    self-released - 2017

  • Time: April 28 - 2:07:51 pm
  • Michael Millions, “Hard 2 Be King”

    from Hard to Be King

    Purple Republic Music Group - 2018

  • Time: April 28 - 2:10:51 pm
  • Young Flexico, “Chess Club Bruh”

    from Platinum Plus, Vol. 1

    Young Flexico / Green & Gold Global - 2017

  • Time: April 28 - 2:13:51 pm
  • Og Illa, “Paid in full”

    from Zone

    self-released - 2016

  • Time: April 28 - 2:16:49 pm
  • Jazz Poets Society, “Espresso”

    from Poet's Lounge

    5th Child Records ‎ - 1997

  • Time: April 28 - 2:19:49 pm
  • Jazz Poets Society, “cypher”

    from Poet's Lounge - The Show

    5th Child Records ‎ - 1998

  • Time: April 28 - 2:22:49 pm
  • Jazz Poets Society, “A Blue Fly”

    from Poet's Lounge

    5th Child Records ‎ - 1997

  • Time: April 28 - 2:25:49 pm
  • Jazz Poets Society, “what if”

    from Poet's Lounge - The Show

    5th Child Records ‎ - 1998

  • Time: April 28 - 2:29:43 pm
  • KELLZ, “Live Chat”

    from Live Chat - Single

    self-released - 2017

  • Time: April 28 - 2:31:49 pm
  • Black Liquid, “Fck”

    from F*ck - Single

    self-released - 2018

  • Time: April 28 - 2:32:43 pm
  • Nu3ra Ness, “Regrets”

    from Lights

    Nu3ra Entertainment - 2018

  • Time: April 28 - 2:34:49 pm
  • Nickelus F, “Painkillerz”

    from Vices

    Authentic Music Group/Rayni Day Entertainment - 2013

  • Time: April 28 - 2:35:43 pm
  • Ray Manley, “To The Men Who Break Out Wives”

    from To The Men Who Break Out Wives

    self-released - 2017

  • Time: April 28 - 2:36:00 pm
  • Johnny Ciggs, “Rich City Blues”

    from Merlot

    Gritty City Records - 2017

  • Time: April 28 - 2:38:43 pm
  • Fan Ran, “Tennis Shirts”

    from Loose Bowels

    Gritty City Records - 2016

  • Time: April 28 - 2:39:14 pm
  • Aarnxbrwn, “Percolate”

    from Aarns Dead

    Equals 7 Ent. - 2017

  • Time: April 28 - 2:40:00 pm
  • Fly Anakin, “Pep Boys (feat. Koncept Jack$on)”

    from People Like Us.

    Mutant Academy - 2017

  • Time: April 28 - 2:41:00 pm
  • Aarnxbrwn, “Conformity (feat. BBX)”

    from Aarns Dead

    Equals 7 Ent. - 2017

  • Time: April 28 - 2:41:43 pm
  • Ohbliv, “lovegalaxi”

    from lovegalaxie - single

  • Time: April 28 - 2:43:00 pm
  • Nickelus F, “L**** W***”

    from Triflin'

    AMG - 2015

  • Time: April 28 - 2:45:00 pm
  • Nu3ra Ness, “Believe”

    from Lights

    Nu3ra Entertainment - 2018

  • Time: April 28 - 2:46:41 pm
  • KELLZ, “drops”

    from Drops - Single

    self-released - 2017

    River City Limits    April 28th, 2018

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